How the heck does a place with a watertower and a McDonald’s get away with being unincorporated?! Who okayed the painting of “Joelton” on the watertower if not the Joelton town council? Which must not exist, because it’s unincorporated.
I don’t know why this outrages me, but it does. How can you claim to be unincorporated if you have a watertower?