Oh, People of Earth, if there’s one thing I can give you for Christmas, I hope it’s a picture of my parents sleeping in a big pile of mattresses, blankets, dog, and cats in the middle of my dining room floor.
I will try tonight. Wish me luck.
We spent today delivering presents and shopping. Now we’re watching football and then trying to de-cardboard box my front window by swapping out the blinds. They had Christmas tree-shaped rosemary on sale at Lowe’s for fifty cents. I wanted to buy them all but I just got one and repotted it. I’m just hoping I can keep it alive until we put together the herb garden in the spring.
Last night I dragged my parents from Christmas party to Christmas party. I think they had an okay time.
They’re dragging us to Christmas Eve services because we owe God. We owe God, but we’re eating ham for Christmas.