I just finished a hilarious game of Apples to Apples…
I should probably be banned from Apples to Apples. I was complaining to the folks seated at the table about my family’s audacious belief that one could accurately describe the sun as “sultry” and how outrageous and ridiculous and stupid and unacceptable that was and they all just looked at me like I was the problem.
Also, because the Butcher is my mom’s favorite, she totally throws the game for him.
I admit it. I chose my kid’s card just to keep her in the game last night.
Okay, but how old is your kid? The Butcher is pushing 30. I think he can stand to lose a game of Apples to Apples.
She just turned 10 and has the flu. I just didn’t want her to cry.
Tiny Cat Pants 
I just finished a hilarious game of Apples to Apples…
I should probably be banned from Apples to Apples. I was complaining to the folks seated at the table about my family’s audacious belief that one could accurately describe the sun as “sultry” and how outrageous and ridiculous and stupid and unacceptable that was and they all just looked at me like I was the problem.
Also, because the Butcher is my mom’s favorite, she totally throws the game for him.
I admit it. I chose my kid’s card just to keep her in the game last night.
Okay, but how old is your kid? The Butcher is pushing 30. I think he can stand to lose a game of Apples to Apples.
She just turned 10 and has the flu. I just didn’t want her to cry.
Maybe that’s the Butcher’s secret…