1. The Butcher didn’t get home until six in the morning. They were scandalized.
2. My nephew has reappeared, with earrings. They were also scandalized. But I have always wanted to be related to a tiny pirate, so I say “earrings ahoy!”
1. The Butcher didn’t get home until six in the morning. They were scandalized.
2. My nephew has reappeared, with earrings. They were also scandalized. But I have always wanted to be related to a tiny pirate, so I say “earrings ahoy!”
Tiny Cat Pants 
I watched “Shine a Light” last night and now I want to braid hoodoo charms in my sidelocks like Keith Richards. Of course, it was my mom’s copy of “Shine a Light” that I was watching (because she loves the Rolling Stones), so I don’t think she’d be scandalized.