My Parents are Easily Scandalized

1.  The Butcher didn’t get home until six in the morning.  They were scandalized.

2.  My nephew has reappeared, with earrings.  They were also scandalized.  But I have always wanted to be related to a tiny pirate, so I say “earrings ahoy!”

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  1. I watched “Shine a Light” last night and now I want to braid hoodoo charms in my sidelocks like Keith Richards. Of course, it was my mom’s copy of “Shine a Light” that I was watching (because she loves the Rolling Stones), so I don’t think she’d be scandalized.

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