You just could not make stuff like this up.
It’s almost a PETA-level shenanigan. where you almost wonder if the American Life League isn’t a Planned Parenthood front. I mean, “Anti-abortion people want to steal your donuts”?! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Well, fine. If that’s what it takes. First they wanted to control what goes in my uterus; now they want to control what goes in your mouth. It would have seemed like a stretch of an argument too far for any pro-choice person to make and yet, here it is: fact.
Tiny Cat Pants 
That’s just, just … inane.
nm, I think you misspelled that. There’s an “s” in “insane.”
I knew someone was going to say that. And I can understand the diagnosis of insanity. But I’m going to stick with inanity anyway.
Incredibly over the top.
if I was nice I’d say, “She’s obviously got some cognitive impairment going there…”
But that’s a profound disrespect to those with cognitive impairment.
Batshit crazy, that’s it.
I… wait… what?
Dammit, now I want a donut. I don’t even have a fetus to abort, though. Do you think they’ll let me in with an IOU?
Bloody formatting errors! That was supposed to stop being italic after have.
… nope, I’m not out of practice with this bloggingcommentinghtml thing at all. *whistles innocently*