She was born on my dad’s birthday, which means her birthdate is almost as cool as my dad’s.
She will, forever, be born on 01/23.
Why is that only almost as cool as my dad’s?
Because he was born on 01/23/45.
(Also, I don’t want to reveal Josephine’s last name, in order to protect her privacy, but it starts with a W., so the Shill tells me that she’s already taken to referring to her as “The Outlaw Josey W________.” which tickles the shit out of me.)