The good news is that the tiny cat’s butt hair is growing back in nicely.
The bad news is that she’s now got poop stuck to it.
The good news is that I can kind of breath again thanks to the joys of Alka-seltzer Cold.
The bad news is that the tiny cat is sitting right by me.
Tiny Cat Pants 
This is completely off topic, but when I saw it I thought of you. It’s a different way to garden with no tilling, no weeding, no digging!
http://www.oprah.com/article/home/outdoorspaces/pkggarden/20090220_orig_lasagnagarden101
Came home last night and found my cat, Lyndon Baines Johnson, hanging from the new drapes my mother made for me. I swear the little shit hears my truck pull up and decides to piss me off. Good thing for him I love him “a little.”
why not shave the tiny cat and get it over with?