Apparently, the way to meet your neighbors here in Whites Creek is to try to find someone who can till your garden. Shoot, I’ve talked to more folks who live around here in the past 48 hours than I have in the entire time I’ve lived here. And none of them seem to have any better an idea than I do about who might have a tiller and who would till my garden.
Even the Joelton Shopper is silent on the matter! Which everyone I talked to just about could not believe.
On the other hand, Bates Nursery has mushroom soil–basically the shit they grow mushrooms in, literally–for $5.99 a 20 quart bag. And I will be picking some of that up for my garden, should I ever get it tilled.
Folks, one guy even offered to come over and break ground by hand! All I could think was trying to explain to his family and my insurance how trying to move Mudblob killed him.
Anyway, I’m still not quite sure what to do. But it’s turned into one of those hilariously charming things, so I had to share it.