Just Goes to Show that the Universe Has a Sense of Humor

Wasn’t it just last week I was joking about needing that army of gay men to follow Lowe Finney around and clap and cheer when he acts like a Democrat and cough loudly and attempt to wave him off when he gets too far right?

And who just was made Senate Democratic Caucus chair?

The world is moving faster than my ability to accrue an army of gay men to do my bidding.  It’s not that I haven’t had volunteers.  It’s just that I have no way to provide them with provisions while they’re on my campaigns. Curses, foiled again by poverty!

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  2. Would your army have to be 100% gay, or would you have a “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy for heterosexuals?

  3. I don’t know. I was assuming you’d actually have to be gay in order for my feminist mind control waves to work, but if my army could include everyone who’d ever been called “gay” or “fag” or “queer,” I’d have all the men I know in it.

    I’d ask Terry Frank about it, but I’m betting she’s not speaking to me.

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