Wasn’t it just last week I was joking about needing that army of gay men to follow Lowe Finney around and clap and cheer when he acts like a Democrat and cough loudly and attempt to wave him off when he gets too far right?
And who just was made Senate Democratic Caucus chair?
The world is moving faster than my ability to accrue an army of gay men to do my bidding. It’s not that I haven’t had volunteers. It’s just that I have no way to provide them with provisions while they’re on my campaigns. Curses, foiled again by poverty!