Let me illustrate.
The tick bit into me right where my thigh and torso meet up.
This is my view of that part of my body:
I don’t think I have to spell out for you what mound of flesh was in the way.
Let me illustrate.
The tick bit into me right where my thigh and torso meet up.
This is my view of that part of my body:
I don’t think I have to spell out for you what mound of flesh was in the way.
Tiny Cat Pants 
You are just trying to bait people into making more fat jokes about you so you can feel you met those milestones again.
Jim, that’s my tit.
Please don’t make me have to start putting nipples on them.
I was going to say vulva fat.
(Whew, that would have been embarrassing.)
maybe you could add a scale on your grid so we could understand the proportion of the object drawm :p
If I had vulva fat like that, I’d be taking pictures of it every day and posting them. I’d be posting video of me whacking unsuspecting men with it. God, that would be hilariously awesome.
Jim, I bet your sad you missed the post where we all experimented with turning out the lights and putting a flashlight under our boobs and seeing if they’d glow. That was good fun.
Not all of us did that, Jim. Some of us don’t have much of a light show.
And some of us need to remember to go back and do it again and take pictures. :)
Didn’t recognize it without the freckle.
That’s not the boob with the freckle! The freckle is on the right side. My left boob was in the way of the tick.