Oh, True Blood, What Will I Squee About Next Week?

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Okay, I have that out of my system now.

Who laid the egg?

Sookie, you have a thousand year old vampire blood in you, too, so why are you cowering?

Love Lafayette clapping in the background, though.

Maryanne in Gram’s wedding dress is pretty creepy.

Ha, well, I’m glad the queen is bossing Erik around.  That’s intriguing.

Jason’s tears are a nice touch.

Well, damn, so Jason is fully human.

Oh, thank goodness no one laid that egg.  Well, you know, except the ostrich.

Okay, clearly Sookie is being stupid but about what?

WHAT?! The bull is here?!  That’s got to be Sam, right?

“Was there no god?”

Holy shit.  I know she’s been crazy evil and somewhat boring, but that about broke my heart.

Oh, Hoyt. I’m going to be so sad if you try to choose to believe the lies.

I kind of think it sucks that no one remembers anything.  Well, that most people don’t remember anything.

I love how Bill has the gasp of “Oh shit” whenever someone says something that’s applicable to him, even if they don’t know it.

I love that the kids know Renee’s dead.

“It’s Diet Coke with Lime!” I love how they cover Coke products and Pepsi products in the span of five minutes. No distributor needs to feel left out.

Okay, I’m just going to admit it. I kind of think Andy is cute as hell.

Okay, if Bill cuddled with her almost all night and this is the next day, when did he have time to order the dress?

Bill just now remembers that Jessica exists?  Bless her heart, she is stuck with the worst maker ever.

“Never say never when there’s the internet.”

Ha, poor Sam.

And poor Hoyt.

The second Bill says he doesn’t want to share Sookie, I expect Eric to show up.

What the fuck?! Jason shot Eggs?!

Good lord, poor Tara’s story arc just went down hill this whole season, didn’t it?

Oh my god. Is Sookie actually making a smart decision? This is going to ruin the whole show, if we can’t count on Stackhouses to do dumb-ass stuff.

Well, the good thing is that there was signs of a struggle, so Sookie’s not going to sit around thinking she got ditched.  And she was going to say yes, so she was going to make a dumb decision, so the Earth spins rightly on its axel.

Shoot, so where do we stand?  That was, to me, a pretty satisfying end to MaryAnne.

We learned Andy drives a death car–dead people in it, people die near it. Do not get near Andy’s car.

The guy Tara spent all last season pining for shot the guy Tara spent all this season with.  So, there’s some nice balance there, but shoot, how much can one woman stand?

Jason’s character continues to be an indictment of “real men.” So that’s amusing.

And Gran’s wedding dress is ruined.

I liked it. I must say. I thought Maryanne’s death was exactly right.

Not Pictured: The Fight I’m Having with My Dog

I swear, this weekend has been “If I’m Off My Leash, I’m Gonna Run! If I’m On My Leash, I’m Gonna Bark! I’m a Giant Jackass” weekend here with Mrs. Wigglebottom. I about had to just now call the Professor and beg her to come over here and give Mrs. W. a firm talking to because she’s completely ignoring me.

So, I’m completely ignoring her.

Grrr.

Anyway, here are some pictures. None of which are of Mrs. Wigglebottom, because I’m sure she was busy running off to harass the neighbors.