She behaved today! Hurray.
And our front yard is covered in mushrooms, which I want to take pictures of and put in a post called “Mushrumination,” but I’m not really ruminating about the mushrooms.
And I think I’m going to talk about the 9th amendment on Thursday.
And I’m working on a baby blanket for my cousin.
And I like to start sentences with “and.”
Tiny Cat Pants 
1. Why did the mushroom go to the party?
Because he was a fun-gi.
2. Why did the fungi leave the party?
There wasn’t mushroom.
Yeah, don’t ruminate the mushrooms until you find out if they are poisonous. :-)
In related news (well, related to your fourth point), I FINALLY FINISHED THE FREAKING BABY BLANKET!!!!!!!!!! The blanket that ate my life? Yeah. So now … I can start another baby blanket. Ha!