Man, I wish I hadn’t been so “Oh, national liberals, what do they know?” because if ever there were a time when we we needed help, this may be it.
Folks, check this.
You may need to make this bigger, but this is such a hilarious epic fail it’s hard to know where to start. Let’s maybe just begin by saying that Marsh IS THE REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE.
The “Democrat”? He’s anti-abortion, anti-cloning, and… um… weirdly… anti-cute baby.
What does The Other Ty Cobb have against cute babies?! How is this a campaign strategy?
No one is against more cute babies.
What next? “Ty Cobb hates puppies.”?
“Vote for Ty Cobb. He bites the heads off of trusting bunnies.”?
“Ty Cobb hates t-ball.”?
“Ty Cobb thinks your mom is kind of a bitch and that your dad can do better.”?
People who are afraid of or squicked out by cloning are thinking of a semi-brainless body grown for organ harvesting, not cute babies.
No one is opposed to triplets.
And don’t even get me started on the Tennessee Right to Life. Their whole shtick is “We love babies.” But now we find out it’s “We love babies, except for two of these three punks and we will fight like hell to ensure they don’t get to exist.”
It’d be hilarious if it wasn’t so scary.
Edited to add: Just to be clear, I agree with Woods.