Send Help!

Man, I wish I hadn’t been so “Oh, national liberals, what do they know?” because if ever there were a time when we we needed help, this may be it.

Folks, check this.


You may need to make this bigger, but this is such a hilarious epic fail it’s hard to know where to start.  Let’s maybe just begin by saying that Marsh IS THE REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE.

The “Democrat”? He’s anti-abortion, anti-cloning, and… um… weirdly… anti-cute baby.

What does The Other Ty Cobb have against cute babies?! How is this a campaign strategy?

No one is against more cute babies.

What next? “Ty Cobb hates puppies.”?

“Vote for Ty Cobb. He bites the heads off of trusting bunnies.”?

“Ty Cobb hates t-ball.”?

“Ty Cobb thinks your mom is kind of a bitch and that your dad can do better.”?

People who are afraid of or squicked out by cloning are thinking of a semi-brainless body grown for organ harvesting, not cute babies.

No one is opposed to triplets.

And don’t even get me started on the Tennessee Right to Life. Their whole shtick is “We love babies.” But now we find out it’s “We love babies, except for two of these three punks and we will fight like hell to ensure they don’t get to exist.”

It’d be hilarious if it wasn’t so scary.

Edited to add: Just to be clear, I agree with Woods.

6 thoughts on “Send Help!

  1. When I said I wanted to clone Ty Cobb and run him in every district, this is not what I meant. For one thing, I meant the OTHER Ty Cobb.

  2. Sweet weeping Jesus.

    Just when I thought they’d hit their all time low, they manage to carve out a crawl space underneath it. This is unremittingly obnoxious. Just when did the TNDP decide to allow itself to become puke funnel for the local wantwits in TN Right to Life?

    My sincerest hope is that Cobb goes down in flaming ruin, and exit polls indicate strongly that it was the desperation and negative tone set by this campaign that notched it for Marsh.

    Otherwise, I can only imagine what awaits us for the balance of the campaign season.

  3. P.S. Catch the writing on the petri dish. The goggle-eyed clone babies ask you to “check the facts” and go to the TNRL website.

    So. Surrogate TNDP attack ad is driving traffic to a website for an organization whose charter runs directly counter to the national Democratic Platform

    The Democratic Party strongly and unequivocally supports Roe v. Wade and a woman’s right to choose a safe and legal abortion, regardless of ability to pay, and we oppose any and all efforts to weaken or undermine that right.

  4. [sound of head exploding]

    Anybody seen recent polling? I share Axel’s thoughts and am enjoying visualizing “flaming ruin.”

    Am also hoping this actually gets the attention of some folks who’ll finally see how far TNDP is willing to sink to sell out the interests of the traditional Dem constituency. Of course, my other hand is full of [poo], at this point.

    Have been enjoying the ghost stories, B., except that I’m starting to hear things go bump in the night. Guess I shouldn’t have moved into a house built on a battlefield after all. ;)

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