I’m sure by now you’ve all heard of the nascent efforts to create a true Bible, based on conservative beliefs. I’d like to point you to an actually informative and interesting take-down of this effort over at Got Medieval.
This is the best line, but the whole piece is brilliant and funny: “Schlafly is trying to impress his readers with a bunch of impenetrable technical jargon, but the jargon is impenetrable to him, too.”