Someone over at the Tennessean is calling Tiny Pasture “Augustus Kleinheider,” which made me laugh out loud. I was going to give this person due credit, but alas, the web design over at The Tennessean is so crappy that the individual’s name is not connected to his (or her) (okay, let’s not kid ourselves, his) post, so that he can get credit for nicknaming Tiny Pasture after a lesser Caesar.
I can only hope this leads to a prolonged period of name-calling between SouthComm and Gannett.
Edited to add: And perhaps a site redesign.
Yes, that’s really getting ACK where it hurts — there is no such thing as bad publicity unless they get your name wrong. At least he’s not calling ACK Adolph.
I was unimpressed. Better nicknames for which to subtly belittle me:
The list is endless really.
Adolph Kleinhitler! There you go!
Oh, Tiny Pasture, if you were more pro-immigrant, I would not have had to strip your last name of any indication of your immigrant roots, but I call you Tiny Pasture to shield you from the shame of being so obviously the descendants of immigrants.
Not everyone can be Jack Armstrong, ACK, but you’re still an All-American boy.
Are you really calling Augustus a lesser Caesar? I gotta find out what “less” means over in your neck of the woods.
I was just talking smack about Augustus, not really opining.