People, after sucking on the seem of SquirrelQueen’s jeans last night, for no apparent reason, the SquirrelQueen was just standing there talking and all of a sudden, the dog (who was on the couch) started sucking on her jeans. I don’t know if there was spilled beer there or what, but it was strange, Mrs. Wigglebottom licked Newscoma’s toothbrush!
After we failed to provide them with enough propane to get through the evening with actual heat.
We seriously could not be worse hosts if we made them mow our yard or pick ticks out of the Butcher’s armpit or something.
Oh now stop it, we have had a fine time. Mabel and Mrs. Wigglebottom are very similar except she is about five times shorter.
I rubbed a raw t-bone against my jeans
to get that reaction from mrs. W.
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