My Uncle B. is a Little Naughty

So, my Uncle B. recently became a grandfather to a darling little girl named Noelle and when I was talking to him on the phone this morning, he was bragging about how there are times when he’s the only one who can get Noelle to sleep.

“That’s not that surprising, though,” he said, “I’ve been putting your aunt to sleep since we started dating.” He pauses. “In the early days, I was just trying to get her into bed, but…” He laughed, “If I’d figured it out sooner, we would have older kids.”