As long as “us” can speak English… or not…
Okay, scratch “Roy Herron for Us!” Let’s go with “Roy Herron: I will fuck up fucking over the most vulnerable members of society!”
Hmm, maybe a little too vulgar.
“Roy Herron: I think WWJD and then I do the opposite!”
No, no, that’s not going to play well.
What about “Roy Herron: A Man You Can Feel Deeply Ambivalent About!”?
Well, at least it’s honest. And it’s shorter than
“Roy Herron, A Man who Lacks Compassion for People who Aren’t just like Him and Votes for What’s Politically Expedient, Even if It Makes No Damn Sense.”