So, tonight, as I was stuck to a carton of Chinese food, I thought, this is a reason why I am not married. But when the Butcher said “Vegetable oil will unstick you,” and it did, I thought, how is this man not married?
How many things do you know that can unstick you once you’ve spilled a jar of varnish all over yourself?
See?
That’s some handy knowledge the Butcher has.