In Which I Have to Point Out the Obvious

Clearly, these are not naked people growing out of flowers, but gardeners during the Medieval Warm Period who have done the only sensible thing and taken to gardening wearing only very light flower shaped skirts.

Um…

And then their legs were bitten off by dragons.

Very sad.

Really, it’s a shame how many medieval scholars overlook the obvious, especially the scourge of dragons and their effects on gardeners during the hottest parts of the summer. That’s why my flower bed hasn’t been weeded in weeks.

Dragons.