Mrs. Wigglebottom: Stupid or Stupid Smart?

I forgot to tell you guys that she has apparently learned our neighbor’s name. My name? No. The Butcher’s name? Oh, hell no. She can’t be bothered to learn the people she’s lived with for a decade.

But you holler “Oh, hey, neighbor!” and who comes running out of the house and over to the neighbor’s house to great her?

Dumb dog.