My Favorite Christmas Decoration

Sorry it’s so dark, but I’m having a fire and writing, which requires ambiance. Ha ha ha.

Anyway, I know this is supposed to be Santa, but I just don’t believe it for a second. The great white beard, the outfit made for wandering, the tree hanging by his side as, perhaps, he once hung down the side of a tree?

I would have this in my house all year round.

Hell, I may.

2 thoughts on “My Favorite Christmas Decoration

  1. I was thinking of writing a Cthulhu Christmas carol until I googled the term. What do you know….

    Victims roasting on an open fire,
    Deep Ones ripping off your nose,
    Mindless chanting ’round the funeral pyre
    And folks strung up by their toes.
    Ev’rybody knows how festive open wounds can be;
    You’ll go crazy at the sight.
    Tiny tots with their eyeballs aglow
    Will find it hard to sleep tonight.
    They know Cthulhu’s on his way;
    The beast is rising from the depths of dark R’lyeh.
    And ev’ry mother’s child is gonna cry
    And beg for mercy and pray quickly to die.
    And so I’m offering this simple phrase
    To kids from one to ninety two;
    Although its been said many times, many ways,
    “Barra na zu absu.”

    http://www.duke.edu/web/DRAGO/humor/coc-songs.html

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