Dear Ron Ramsey,
I’m probably not going to write you every day, though clearly you could use being written to every day, because I lack ambition and stick-to-it-iveness. But I will say that whoever writes your press releases is practically poetic.
However, this General Assembly will not be intimidated by nomadic bands of professional agitators on spring break bent on disruption. We talk through our differences here.
“Nomadic bands of professional agitators on spring break bent on disruption?!” Sweet Jesus, if that doesn’t become a t-shirt, there is no justice in the world.
I’m interested in knowing what it takes to become a professional agitator and whether one has to apply for the job or if your press secretary assigns people.
And, really, who can remember the last time being a lefty in Tennessee was so much fun?