Folks have been asking me “What’s the deal with Mike Turner’s mustache?” And I don’t know. I just assumed all firemen are required to grow one at some point in their career and it was finally Turner’s turn.
But today, thanks to Tennessean photographer, Jae Lee, we learn the truth.
Look:
See what I mean?
No?
Look closer:
Now, I can’t say for sure what’s going on here, but either Turner’s mustache is smoking a pipe?! which is pretty bad-ass or his mustache is shaking its tiny fist at David Hawk. Either way, visual confirmation that Turner grew a mustache to have a tiny enforcer with him at all times.
Tiny Cat Pants 
A Man without a Mustache, is like a Cup of Tea without Sugar. – Old English Proverb.