I have known the Professor a decade. I count her among my dearest friends. And today at lunch, she said to us something so shocking, so out of left field, I am still a bit in awe of it.
She thinks Reverend Dimmesdale is hot.
Yes, the floozy pastor from The Scarlet Letter!
I feel almost compelled to go back and reread to see if there’s something in there I missed.
Maybe we should reread together. You might find him hot. I might wonder what I was thinking all those years ago when I first developed this mad crush.
Hester finds him hot. He’s gotta have something.