We had some tornadoes go through town here a little bit ago, so we all had to stand in the bottom of the stairwell, I guess so that, if a tornado hits our building, they know to look for a big pile of dead people under the stairs.
So, I get down there and there appear to be four other people at the bottom of the stairs. I’m all impressing them with my mad ability to check Twitter repeatedly and then we get the all-clear and I swear, like ten people came out from under the stairs! They must have been jam packed in there. It was like watching a clown car unpack.
Hopefully the house survived.