Wait, what? Ron Ramsey never even intended to kick a baby? Well, that’s weird. Why would someone take credit for stopping someone from doing something they weren’t going to do?
Oh, oh, but wait!!!! I rounded up all of the rabid purple yellow mouth curs Ron Ramsey had deposited in 93 counties… oh, there’s no such thing as a purple yellow mouth cur? Very strange. Why would a person take credit for running something out of someplace it’s never been?
Don’t get me wrong. This is a strange and scary time for us. But Republicans have only been in complete charge for six months and they’re already having to make up things they’ve accomplished?
That’s really strange.
Tiny Cat Pants 
It’s a good thing Ron Ramsey has already sold his soul, otherwise he’d be in real danger of losing it.
I’m thinking the GOP has generally devolved to a point where any and all of its behavior can be explained as follows: if it appeals to the lowest common denominator of sadistic, narrow-minded assholery, then it must be said or done.