Is it possible that they’ve managed to fix many of the weaknesses from last season? Tara might be interesting! Jessica and Hoyt seem to be having actual grown-up relationship problems? Bill has something beside whining to do? The witches aren’t as annoying as I feared? Someone finally got rid of Jason?
I admit, I squealed when Erik came on screen. I figured he bought the house, but I still was like “Oh my god,” when he said it. And I’m hoping Pam and Jessica get it on.
Tiny Cat Pants 
Erik Northman is my homeboy. Mmm.
Whenever I watch the show I base its absurdity on how it would sound trying to explain the plot to a non-viewer. After last night, I’m pretty sure we’re on our way down the rabbit hole.
I still don’t understand the light-up apples.
Ha, i was trying to explain it to the Butcher, who is a viewer but missed it last night, and he was looking at me like I was just making shit up. We are way down the rabbit hole and probably past the opium smoking caterpillar.
DAO, it’s a pretty standard fairytale trope that, if you eat fairy food, you get stuck in fairyland. I think they glowed so you’d know they were magic.