“How Pornstars get Squirrel Irgasms”

I will pay you. Not a lot because I don’t have a lot, but some, if you can explain to me what that phrase means. That, my friends, brought someone to Tiny Cat Pants today. The weirdest part is that I typed “how pornstars get squirrel irgasms” into Google and Tiny Cat Pants isn’t even on the first page. Someone was searching in-depth. Is it a weird auto-correct thing, maybe? Like they were looking for how porn stars get real orgasms?

I don’t know. The internet is a mysterious place. Squirrel irgasms might be a real thing that I am just not hip enough to know about.

I went over to the Handmade and Bound thingy at Watkins today and it was mind-blowingly awesome. I have pictures. I’ll put them up later. But the books–as art pieces–were just incredible. And there are some wild and amazing things going on up at Austin Peay. I swear, just when you’re like “Ugh, Tennessee” you find something like this that reminds you it’s not all assholes, so you’d better try to shape up.

I got an awesome pin though, that has two jack-o-lanterns and the one is saying to the other “I’ll cut your eyes out!!!”

I’m not normally one for wearing buttons, but I plan on wearing this one for the rest of the day.

Edited to add: WTF, Toby Keith?! I’m finding this weirdly disconcerting. Am I going to have to move Toby Keith off of my shit list and onto my good guys list?

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Beta-Testing

I’ll do some kind of official launch on Monday, but if you want something maybe creepy to read this weekend, “The Witch’s Friend” is available for beta-testing.

Do you beta-test fiction?

I guess we do now.

Before you click, let me just say that it is violent. Terrible things happen very near a child. If that’s not your thing, skip it.

If you find anything strange–links that don’t work, etc.–let me know. I guess what I’m saying is that, if you see something that’s not working narratively, it’s too late! Don’t bother with that shit.