I had such a good time writing this. And it’s going to be in the real paper! With photographs! I have to give it up for whoever took the picture of the credit union, because they actually found a way to make it look almost ominous.
I have to remember to pick up some copies at lunch.
Tiny Cat Pants 
Love it! You got the tone just right — very entertaining to read.
And again I find myself seconding: Bridgett has it, cause you’ve got it on the nose. The tone is perfect, and I had no idea that the CU was the former site. Alas, I’ve never felt a shudder while in there.
Blast it. Why do you have to keep pulling me back into reading The Scene?!? (You DO know I only read it for you, right?)
Thanks, you guys. I really had a good time.