I feel like this not-safe-for-work link proves that I am a cooter psychic. There are so few things about which one needs a cooter psychic, but I will attempt to live up to my gift.
Here are some other psychic cooter predictions!
1. Unless you are in physical discomfort, you do not need surgery to “fix” your labia. They come in all different shapes and sizes, looking different ways.
2. Yes, even your cooter is nifty.
3. The next trend? Cooter birthmarks.
The future is getting fuzzy. That’s all I can see for now.
Tiny Cat Pants 