Now I Hate Mockingbirds

Mrs. W. makes the most annoying low whinging noise when she wants you to either let her in or set her up on the bed. I guess it’s for situations when barking would really piss you off and she knows it. But honestly, barking would be better than the weeeeehhhhhhennnnennwnnnenennenen noise.

So, I’m sitting here with the dog cooking herself on the front sidewalk and I’m catching up on Twitter and I hear that noise. So, I get up, figuring the dog needs off her lead and to be let into the house. But no, she’s still napping like a boss in the sun.

I sit back down.

The noise happens again. I get up. I look. It’s the fucking mockingbird, who has learned to mimic the most annoying sound in the house.