There are many subtle joys to being in your late 30s and uncool. The best of which is that you can be sitting in your office listening to that Hugo version of 99 Problems when the Jimmy John’s delivery kid comes in and he’s not really paying any attention to what you’re listening to because, by god, it has banjos.
And then, just as there’s a lull in the chit-chat, Hugo is all “aaannnndddd a bitch ain’t one.”
And the kid’s eyes go wide, like, “NOOOO! An old person likes that song!”
Victory is mine, folks, victory.