Due to the infamous post, I keep getting people arriving here searching for “What will happen if I put a vodka soaked tampon in my pussy?”
I would like to reiterate–if you are able to, at all, somehow get it in there, it will burn like a motherfucker. Worse than that, because it’s alcohol, it will feel cold and so you will clench up around it, which means that, though it burns like a motherfucker, it will be difficult to remove. And, because vodka has a much different viscosity than blood, when you stand up, you will find vodka either running down your legs or soaking the crotch of your pants, depending on how you’re dressed.
If you are worried about your parents smelling alcohol on your breath, believe me, that would be easier to mask than the smell of alcohol wafting off your whole crotchal region.
If you are dumb-ass enough to continue to want to try it, do yourself this favor first. Put some vodka on some toilet paper and then touch it to the mucous membrane down there. That‘s the feeling you’re going to get.