Let’s Count the WTFs in this Story

Here’s the story.

1. There’s going to be a distillery in my back yard?! How motherfucking awesome is that?!

2. Could the Butcher get a job there?

3. WTF? Joelton-area? It’s in the heart of motherfucking Whites Creek. My town has a name and it’s not “Joelton-area.”

4. The Fontanel is owned by the Country Music Hall of Fame now? When the fuck did that happen?