Oh, like you don’t have a researcher devoted at least part time to Lucifer? Please. What do you think the L in MLS is? Not that my Lucifer researcher has and MLS. I don’t actually know. I haven’t done a lot of research into my Lucifer researcher. Really, I’m not sure what qualifications one even needs to have to be a Lucifer researching. But if it doesn’t include and MLS or a Law degree, I’ll eat my hat.
How confident am I?
I don’t even have a hat.
Anyway, enough silliness. My Lucifer researcher stumbled upon the reason why Joseph Geefs’ statue may have been considered too racy for church, while his brother’s Lucifer, which is just dripping sex, was not. Turns out Joseph’s statue has an adorable tush. Like the kind that makes you hope against hope that, if you became a traditional witch, you… well… you know… might find that the old stories are true.
Tiny Cat Pants 
Who could possibly pray while looking at hot devil ass? I mean really, it’s just a sensible precaution.
I did gasp “Oh, my God” when I saw it. That’s kind of like a prayer, right?
If I have both those degrees does that mean I need to make a(nother) career change? :)
And I’m sure you could make a cute eating hat. It could be an untapped knit/crochet item.
It seems like a person could make an eating hat out of taffy maybe?
And I’m not saying you HAVE to become a Lucifer researcher if you have one or both degrees. I’m just saying that, if you get the chance to look at Lucifer’s bare butt and you don’t take it, I’m going to be very, very disappointed.
If I get that job I’ll take a picture and then I will wrap it in plastic wrap. If it is good enough for a lettet from a famous author it is good enough for evil’s ass. Then I will make people look at it at least once a week even if they’ve already seen it a million times.