I woke up this morning with a black tongue, like I’d been sleep-eating licorice. I wanted to coin the term “Black Tongue Disease,” but the Butcher insisted I had moldy tongue.
Then, at breakfast, he found on the internet that “black hairy tongue” is a side-effect of Pepto-Bismal. So, everything is fine. Except that he keeps making fun of me for having a black hair tongue.
So you’re not alarmed: Pepto can also cause darker colored stools for a bit.
Black Hairy Tongue sounds like a corpsepainted Scandinavian death metal band.
Your afghan looks like a starry night! The colors are really good. The orange IS doing something special.