The dog did poop in the house. Which I cleaned up. And which, along with the disgusting regular poop smell, had the pleasant spicy undertone of her eating something she goddamn shouldn’t have.
And she threw up the Pepto-Bismol I gave her before leaving for work.
So, that was fun. But then yesterday, there was a good six hours between when I got home and when I went to bed where she was fine.
I thought we were through, but no, every two hours like clockwork, she was up and had to poop.
So, this time, I got Pepto down her with cheese, and one of those things is going to constipate her, so help me.