The Professor (motioning to the wall behind the cashier): I thought you couldn’t sell flavored cigarettes anymore.
The Cashier (pointing to a package that looks suspiciously like a pack of clove cigarettes): No ma’am. You’re mistaken. Those are flavored cigars.
Me: Thank god someone has found a loophole for the art students!
Tiny Cat Pants 
Not to mention the Goths! Good to know where I can still score some flavored *cigars*!!