Weird Things From Yesterday

This was my second time seeing that guy ride his horse down Clarksville Pike. Last time he was by the Kroger. This time he was by the Pizza Hut. I don’t know why you’d ride your horse around Bordeaux, but the more I think about it, the more I’m like, well, I don’t see why you wouldn’t ride your horse around Bordeaux.

And, unrelatedly, I got catcalled. But it made me laugh, because they were young and seemed utterly sincere and I was wearing my overalls and hadn’t showered.

I mean, if that’s me at my hottest, I have been doing it all kinds of wrong until now.