Weird Things From Yesterday

This was my second time seeing that guy ride his horse down Clarksville Pike. Last time he was by the Kroger. This time he was by the Pizza Hut. I don’t know why you’d ride your horse around Bordeaux, but the more I think about it, the more I’m like, well, I don’t see why you wouldn’t ride your horse around Bordeaux.

And, unrelatedly, I got catcalled. But it made me laugh, because they were young and seemed utterly sincere and I was wearing my overalls and hadn’t showered.

I mean, if that’s me at my hottest, I have been doing it all kinds of wrong until now.

One thought on “Weird Things From Yesterday

  1. Hey, don’t disown the hotness. I get cruised more often than most on Sunday mornings when I roll up at the Crack Kroger straight out if bed wearing no makeup & clothes that came off the floor.

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