Just two weeks until the witches start rolling out and, no pressure, but my first twelve or so su–uuu–uuuhhhhck. They suck so much that, when you read them, all you will be able to think of is Vampire Bill saying “Suck-ee.” And then your mind will wander to Vampire Eric, maybe naked, maybe shouting about crocodiles.
That’s how we’re going to get through the first twelve or so days of October–either you send me interesting shit about witches or you read something not that great and think of Eric and hope he can erase the suckiness from your brain.
But, of course, you have until the end of October to participate, so, if you read something particularly sucky and you think, “Well, if she’d only done this or that, it wouldn’t have been so bad,” do this or that!
Tiny Cat Pants 
Is there any man finer than Alexander Skarsgård? I mean, besides Samuel Clemens, of course.
I hope fine enough to get y’all to overlook how shaky some of these witch pieces are!
I’ve never been anything but delighted with your writing!
Thanks. I’m just really excited about stuff that comes later. I guess we’ll see how the first part roles out. Some stuff does better on its own than it does when I’m thinking about it as a whole.
You can go ahead and use mine as is. I’m not going to change it up for fear of making it worse.