I am very proud to bring you my Kelis Grand Unification Theory of all Awesomeness. My only warning is that I discuss earworms. Which means songs that, if you hear them, will indeed be stuck in your head for the rest of the day, or, in the case of “Neanderthal Man,” your life.
Tiny Cat Pants 
Christian and I spent an entire summer passing The Scorpions’ “Winds of Change” back and forth to each other. All it takes is those first three whistled notes.
I gave myself the “Neanderthal Man” earworm just writing that post. Which I KNEW would happen. Oh well.