I wrote this. I rolled my eyes at the comments. Honestly.
I had too much caffeine yesterday and I slept like shit. I woke up today in a foul mood which seems to only be getting fouler. I am pissed that the lawn’s not mowed, that I found a flea on the dog, that the cats won’t make a decision about coming in the house in a timely manner, that I don’t know how the Butcher’s getting home from work, and that the dishes aren’t done.
Which is ridiculous because most of these things are just a result of it being springtime in Tennessee.
But I did not have my morning Diet Dr. Pepper in an effort to sweeten up by the time to go to work.