Things I Learned Yesterday, Though One I’ve Been Working on a While

1. If you have a dog who’s used to taking orders from a person with a low-pitched voice and you are a person with a not-so-low-pitched voice, you may find yourself calling the dog’s name repeatedly to no effect. Pro-tip: A whistle sounds badass and worth listening to when it comes from anyone. (Also, if you’re whistling at my dog, he will regularly look at you in awe, like he’s delighted and proud to know someone who can do something so awesome. It’ll make you feel like you have a nifty superpower.)

2. The new kitty loves to jump over the dog. I don’t know if this is a new thing, but I’m guessing yes, since the dog and I were both the same amount of baffled by it. He’s laying there in the middle of the floor and she’s all boing, boing, boing.

3. I was having a kind of emotional day yesterday. I went to pick the Butcher up and this song came on the radio and I was like, “Oh, god, Kings of Leon. Not them again.” And then I listened to the chorus and I laughed so hard that I wasn’t sure I could safely continue driving.

One thought on “Things I Learned Yesterday, Though One I’ve Been Working on a While

  1. Remind me, ma’am, when next we meet IRL, to teach you a very distinctive yet non-annoying whistle useful for calling your discriminating yet happy dog, especially in a crowd of other dogs. You both may fall down in excitement. (My granddad used it to get the horses up, and they always rushed happily toward him, not just the feed they knew was waiting, and came as near to hugging him as horses ever can.)

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