Faed

This is Faed I have a story in there about what happens to a family when a human sacrifice goes wrong. You can order it in paper or pixels.

I haven’t seen a copy yet, but I feel sure, based on the cover art, that it’s awesome.

Two Quick Things

I blew my lunch hour talking to the Professor.

So, instead of reading me, let’s contemplate whether Cain was ever in Paris, Tennessee, and this dog.

This Cat

You all know how this new kitty caused my realization that Garfield isn’t a vaguely funny fictional comic strip, but a hard-hitting documentary? Finding her face-down in a pan of enchiladas. Having to fight to keep her from eating off the other end of your cheeseburger while you’re on the front end. How she will eat your spaghetti if you leave it for a second to go to the restroom. And on and on.

Last night she tried to eat a cookie! Which I was also trying to eat.

So, this morning, I encouraged the orange cat to eat her breakfast.

The trouble with cats is that they don’t understand getting even. Because now the new kitty is moping around on the back of the couch because the world is unfair.

Damn straight, kitty. The world was unfair when you were eating off my plate when you thought I wasn’t looking.