The dog is on thirty days of anti-worm medication, which we were supposed to give him in cheese. It’s been ten days, I think. And you know, a dog can’t eat that much cheese, even a big fat dog.
So, in an effort to unconstipate him, we’ve switched to sandwich meat.
He also seemed to think that it would be nice if I rubbed his nose while he napped and farted.
And who among us does not want that from the people we love?