5…4…3…2…1…Book Launch

Or, as it’s known this time of year, Boo-k Launch (tip your waiter, no need to applaud).

Book is up on the Third Man website.

Snazzy, celebratory cake will be ready for pick-up at 2.

I don’t have what I’m going to read picked out yet, but I’m mulling.

Costume made:


Dire, yet humorous, warning posted on Facebook.

I am as ready as I can be. I am nervous as fuck. I am so nervous it won’t sell well and then I’ll be humiliated. I’m worried that my inability to pull my head out of my ass and get over this small depression is going to hurt the book. But I’m also super excited because the stories are good and I saw a copy of the book and it looks so great. So very great.

It has these cards that go with each story that look like… I don’t even know. Like Victorian goth trading cards? And the cover has this gold foil treatment.

It’s so great.