The Butcher and I were trying to decide if there’s ever been a group of U.S. veterans with so much on the lin

The Tick God

How many ticks can you find suckling at your breasts before you accept that you are, to them, the nurturing life-giver and the destroyer of worlds?

One?

Two?

How about three motherfucking ticks on my boobs.. Latched on to my boobs.

I need therapy. Years and years of therapy.