The Butcher Insists You Watch This

The thing I think is so cute about it is how it just reminds you of how sexy Elvis was, because, even though Cash is poking fun at him, when Cash swings those hips, you kind of want to swoon.

An Open Letter to Erica Jong

Dear Ms. Jong:
I read with great interest your post at the Huffington Post today and I’m writing you because I feel that there’s something wrong between us, some kind of great and terrible misunderstanding, and I’m not sure how to rectify it.
I, myself, fall kind of in between second and third wave feminism.  I’m too [...]

Where Not to Get Your Sex Ed

I have nothing to add to Renegade Evolution’s awesome, awesome post, except for just these two things: 1.  If we had real sex ed in school, people would not have to turn to porn for information, and 2.  I’m embarrassed to admit that, reading through her lists, I had a number of ‘Whew, I thought [...]

Shut Up!

Okay, I am starting to take this personally now. First and continuing, I’m dissed by Progressive Nashville. Fine.
But now I’m dissed by the Democrats?!
What does a girl have to do to be recognized as a Lefty around these parts?
This is because I have a potty mouth, isn’t it? Little Pasture, tell me, [...]

Random Things I’d Want With Me in a Haunted Orphanage

1.  This dude.  I both like to oogle him and I’m jealous of his ease in front of a camera.  I’d like to be that comfortable in my own skin.
2.  The Professor.  As has been established, I run around the world with my hands waving over my head, screaming in horror, just at anything, so [...]